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I’m fucking annoyed as hell. These next 3 hours could not go by fast enough.

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Posted 4 hours ago

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

Seduction 101:
Kiss them passionately before whispering into their open lips…
“I need donuts…”

Posted 4 hours ago

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)

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gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

Posted 4 hours ago

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

Posted 4 hours ago
"ASK NOT THE SPARROW HOW THE EAGLE SOARS!"