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fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

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cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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